Monday, September 14, 2020

Raison d'être

 


Today the day came on a little different for us when the morning warmed quickly under the hot spring sun.   We took our dog Eva for a long walk in the meadow with the Sand Hill Cranes, eagles and hawks, the gophers, and the ducks.  She left the Cranes alone on our command but sneaked up and pounced on the gophers repeatedly despite knowing that no dog has ever caught a gopher in this manner.  She was invigorated by the walk, as were we and we went about our chores content that we had gotten some warm-up exercise early.  We found a dead juvenile hawk caught under a willow wicker chair in the back yard and marveled at the intricacies and varieties of all its feathers.  Eva licked it.  Evolution is an amazing thing. 


I took Eve out for her frisbee workout with some friends and they were amazed at how she could burst out after the thrown disk, picking its flight up quickly over her head and calculating instinctively its trajectory, complete with a Fibonacci compound curved decay as well as spin, force and wind effects while keeping an eye on the terrain and any obstacles she should avoid.  She has closing speed to match Ronnie Lott’s and the peripheral vision of Wayne Gretzky (her eyes are slightly wider set and on the side of her head, in defense of Wayne). 


Breaking quickly to where the disk is going to be, she sprints at first, with a quick first step to match Karl Malone, but lays off as she approaches the interception point if she is early, or powers thru like Michael Jorden to finish strong.  Instead of jogging out under the descending frisbee and catching it as it settles to the ground like most dogs, she leaps in slow motion 4 – 5 feet in the air and snatches the disk at the apex, styling nonchalantly with her slightly curled legs, before sticking the landing and jogging away proud and triumphant. 

On the beach Eva can run super-fast in the dry or wet sand, with the dry sand being much more tiring.  She prefers to land in the water after the catch to lighten the impact and cool down.  She is self-aware and loves to style in the air and prances as she come back to me for another throw.  She self regulates and rests or stops when she is tired but she loves an audience and will continue endlessly if someone is watching.

There are no bad catches, only bad throws.  I threw one too close to a fence one day and she adjusted and picked the disk off the top of the fence like Freddy Lynn pulling a ball off the Green Monster.  Eve has never seen baseball, Fred Lynn or the Green Monster, she just made it up as she went along.  If she were a pro athlete, she would make $30 million a year and make everyone else look silly.  My friends were suitably impressed and howled and laughed with appreciation. Eva was not unaware. As many people have said ‘that dog has skills’.  And she knows it. 

The point is that Eva is always ready for whatever comes at her.  Always ready for frisbee, never sore or tired, and she always performs at a high level.  Always ready for a hike or ski tour, even if the snow is ten feet deep and it is well below zero and we are out all day.  Her coat is both warm and cool, her heat radiation efficient even though it is only thru her mouth and tongue and I have never seen her hot, cold, tired, or hurt.  Eve never really needs to eat or drink much, just 25 cents of good dog food a day and a bowl of water.  We have taught her to ‘camel up’ and drink more and chill out before long hikes.  

She is perfectly designed for whatever comes and is always game.  She is a cattle dog by nature and mutt pedigree, so she has intelligence, energy and athleticism and she demands a job, something to do, a reason to be, every day.  Frisbee is her job, no, her avocation and she loves it to obsession.  She ignores people and dogs, gophers and food, even bathroom breaks, when she is playing Frisbee, her raison d'être. 

SIMPLIFY

 

For the Covid quarantine I have been re-reading Walden.  Henry David Thoreau’s 1854 masterpiece manual of romantic transcendentalism, satire, and self-reliance.  Why not, what else is more appropriate now than sequestered nature-worship and introspection.  You are what you read. 

We all read this story in high school and loved the idea, for about ten minutes, but then went back to over-complicate our lives with college and jobs, wives and kids, houses and dogs.  We have not really come that far in our efforts to simplify.  But now we are all forced into our own little Walden, our own little 100 x 150 foot cabins in the woods or on the beach or in the city.  With this self-imposed semi-isolation, we are compelled to contemplate and experience the simple life.  All the distractions and minutia have been stripped away and we have been forced to honestly look at our lives and ourselves, who we are and who we want to be.

Thoreau self-quarantined in 1845, in his 10 x 15 cabin on the pond for a year or two.  Simplify he said.  But simple ain’t easy.  Actually, he was only a mile from Concord, and he went home on weekends to have his mother do his laundry and iron his puffy shirts, but it felt like the wilderness of western Massachusetts, and it probably was.  ‘Many men go fishing all their lives’, he said, ‘without knowing that it is not fish that they are after’. 

The first chapter of Walden is called Economics; not Adam Smith or Milton Friedman economics but personal microeconomics.  Henry talks about all the things he has but does not need, like houses and farms, animals, and imported food.  How the farmer is a slave to his farm, as the shoemaker is slave to his shop, for generations.  How we are all slaves to our own sustainability, sustenance, maintenance, and entertainment.  How most of our concerns are about stuff and not people, how eventually the possessions possess the possessor. 

His friend and mentor Ralph Waldo Emerson owned the land around Walden, but it was too expensive for Henry to purchase at eight dollars an acre ($300 today) so he was a squatter, with permission.  Thoreau paid him back by cutting his lawn and trimming his flowers, but they had a classic have/have not relationship.  When Ralph visited Henry in jail for civil disobedience (not paying taxes) he famously asked him ‘what are you doing in there’ to which Henry replied, ‘what are you doing out there’.

Henry cleared off 2.5 acres near Walden and planted a garden the first year, but he was too busy farming the first year and had to sell much of his food for only 15 dollars ($50).  The next year he planted less than an half-acre that he could farm just ‘with his left hand, at odd hours’.  Then he built his house mostly with stuff that he found lying around for $28 ($1000) and he was all set.  No oxen, nor horses, no cows, no sheep, no fertilizer, no tractors, no bankers, no contractors, no Home Depot. 

Ralph Waldo said, ‘Every spirit builds itself a house, and beyond itself, a world’.  Henry David probably said, ‘yeah/no, maybe not’.  Ralphie, the thinker and innovator, wrote his classics “Nature” and “Self-Reliance” a few years before and Thoreau, the doer, decided to give his social experiment a try.  Hank was a more approachable voice for the nature movement than Ralph, less grand-eloquent, so he went to the woods to write his first book.  Henry was set up in his cabin for life, but he only made it two years before moving on to something else.  He had TADDs - Transcendentalist Attention Deficit Disorder, and he got a little bored.     

Thoreau tried to show us that it does not take much to be happy, that less is more.  I picture him in modern days, a Rastafarian street person living under the viaduct, or a bearded curmudgeon living in a desert cave in New Mexico or cabin in Montana.  But he was well educated at Harvard, ambitious, thoughtful, and outspoken, and might be like me, living in the material world but fighting the good fight to simplify while keeping up with the Joneses. 

Our collective sequestration would appeal to Henry, as it appeals to me.  I am lucky to be safe and healthy, wealthy, and wise, or at least three out of four, so I can enjoy my plethora of free time.  They say that free time is the blessing and curse of the upper and lower class but for a while it is forced on the declining middle class.  Some can embrace it, some resist.  Some struggle, being only one paycheck or health emergency away from the poor house.  Some scream irresponsibly, to return to ‘normal’ and continue our mindless consumption and pursuit of self-entertainment for something to do.

If only we could be more like Hank and Ralphie and be content to let the day come to us, let our lives proceed by their own design.  This is an opportunity, not to get ‘back’ to normal but to evolve forward, to reinvent ourselves and the world as we know it.  Life is not a spectator sport but it is sometimes too much with us, trying to make our legacy, and would be better off if we all just tried to leave it a better place.  This is our chance to let our problems solve themselves, as they often do, with or without us, and just kick back like Henry, and let the mystery be.  We should all be more content with ourselves and each other and simplify the world we live in.


Friday, September 11, 2020

You are what you write.





‘Maybe this was a big mistake’, thought Henry David Thoreau for the umpteenth time that cold, lonely and grey Massachusetts winter.  He sat in his dreary dripping, dark and dank 10 x 15 log cabin of his own construct, looking past the dead flies on his little window sill at the sleet blowing sideways over a frozen pond and through the numerous permeable kinks in the armor of his castle.  More like a dungeon.  He heard the uncatchable rat stirring beneath his bed of rags as he put the last of his daily ration of wood on the smoldering dinner fire to cook his beans and corn gruel.  “It’s going to be another frozen night’ he thought.  ‘Simplify, my ass, I am wet and cold and hungry and lonely’.  

It seemed like such a good idea in the spring, and summer wasn’t half bad, besides the bugs, but the autumn winds blew early and he underestimated his need for fire wood.  Now he could only trudge through the deep snow to collect sticks and branches for his needs.  ‘Screw economy’, he thought as he remembered the home hearth where his father took care of the fire and his mother took care of everything else.  That home hearth was only two miles away, but his stubborn pride prevented him from abandoning his experiment and limping home in defeat.  He was a laughingstock when he went out to the pond and he would be damned if he would be a laughingstock going home.  ‘Wait till I write my book’, he fumed.

So he took out his quill pen and rough paper and began to write again, in a different voice, a voice of confidence, of character, of unrepentant joy.  He wrote of his hypothetically noble relationship with the land and the pond, the forest and the animals, his farm and his house.  He wrote of reducing his life to the basics, the things that count, time, solitude, thoughtfulness, being.  No things, no people.  He was distracted by the drip drip from the leaky roof on to his paper and dismissed thoughts of Thanksgiving dinner with the family, his clean warm bed at home or of the roll in the hay he took with a local farm girl before he self-quarantined in the wilderness.  But he persevered with his fiction.   ‘Why should I tell them’ he said with loathing self-pity.

As he scribbled his fictional account he started to warm to the task.  The last log in the fire caught an updraft and flared its heat and light into the room.  He felt inspired to tell his story, truthfully or not.  The words flowed from his pen and he dipped his quill deep and wrote hard on the rough paper with passion. He spun a yarn for the ages about self-reliance and economy.  He invented figures of superior planning and stories of enlightened experiences.  He incorporated all the high brow tales of Transcendental Naturalism, nature worship and self sufficiency he could think of and when he was done, he sat back feeling better, almost believing it himself.  He stood up and scratched his itchy butt, drank the rest of his putrid melted ice water and thought warmly, ‘Maybe this was not such a bad idea after all’.

Monday, August 31, 2020

Thoughts on Updike’s ‘Hub Fans Bid Kid Adieu’ After 60 Long Years

 https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1960/10/22/hub-fans-bid-kid-adieu


Ted Williams despised Yankee Stadium,
The size and shadows persist.
Built on a glacial wetland,
Underlined by polished schist.

So the outfield was historically sub-irrigated,
Into a slow and swampy sod.
Naturally moist and ever green,
On which Mickey Mantle plod.

Like all the people around John Updike,
at Ted’s final Fenway win.
In the New England eternal autumnal wetland ballpark,
In Boston’s Post-Cambrian ancient Fens.

The chain-smoking Boston babes, the frat boy humor,
The insecure insouciance of the Harvard freshmen.
Knowing all, knowing nothing,
A place we all have been.

But John, the Ted hypotheticals are a little thin:
What if Mickey Mantle was healthy,
and didn’t drink like a fish,
or if DiMaggio was not so wealthy.

The tired timeless statistical comparisons,
with Ty Cobb and Shoeless Joe Jackson.
A different game played at glacial pace,
Another era. Another eon.


Thursday, June 4, 2020

Winter Weather and Climate Flashback

     
We were in a nice multi-day storm cycle last winter, a Westerly Flow we used to call a Rocky Mountain - Eight Day Blow.  It was fueled by cold air from Alaska and moisture from Hawaii, prosaically called the Pineapple Express, that they now call an Atmospheric River, to better sell the weather on TV.  Moisture shot off the Pacific between the counter rotational pressure zones like baseballs out of a wheel driven pitching machine.  It was just a series of disturbances that floated through our area on a favorable jet-stream, enhanced by the Nevada desert, the warm Great Salt Lake and the orographic lift of the Wasatch Front. It wasn't huge and it felt like it would last forever but we skied it everyday like it would stop tomorrow. 

Snow falls lightly and calmly here now without the frontal energy of a historical  storms.  Gone are the predictable prefrontal south winds and the violent frontal passage that shift winds to the north west in a matter of minutes.  Daily accumulations are moderate now, not the four - foot storms of bygone days.   We now get two foot snow storms in the Cottonwood Canyons, one foot on the Wasatch backside and six inches in my Park City driveway, with maybe three wet inches on the Salt Lake City benches and nothing but rain nowadays at the International Airport.  It is nice for tourists and nouveau powder hounds without the reference of how it was in 83-84 but skiing has gotten so busy and the climate is changing so rapidly that things are not what they used to be.  Both are the compounded effects of too many people.  I blame mankind.  And Vail.

This is the new norm caused by the uneven heating of the atmosphere and oceans, the north migrating jet stream, and the resulting persistent positions of the highs and lows.  It is the tangible unintended consequences of ignoring our effects on the climate.  ‘Climate always changes’ or ‘Man could not possibly affect the big global climate’ the deniers insist. ‘God would not let that happen’ the evangelicals claim or ‘it is a liberal conspiracy to limit family size ‘ the local brethren here claim in legislative message bills.  But there are 9 billion of us taking our daily little slice of the sky and as they say, ‘death by 9 billion slices is still death’.  But it is not just normal change.  It is the change in the change, geometric, exponential. 

Exponential change is not intuitive.  That’s why it surprises and excites us.  It is the change in the rate of change, the second derivative.  The change in the change.  Where the fun is.  Like acceleration, gravity and most natural phenomenon, because of their compounding derivative based relationships.  Like compound interest, "the greatest force known to man", according to Einstein.  We think and extrapolate linearly and need imagination, vision and leadership to process exponential change. It excites like gravity and confounds with the  compounding.

It is the change in the change of the climate, it is our fault and we might be able to do something about it if we try hard, now.  And the rate of change has increased, exponentially, due to compounding climate effects and tipping points.  Polar ice melts and reflects less light, for example, and then the great invisible heat sink mass of the oceans heats more, changing its chemistry and constitution. Long term drought dehydrates and desiccates all vegetation - tinder dry.  Then huge  fires burn in un-raked California, un-managed Australia and in the developing Amazon.  The lungs of the planet, burning and smoking for a few new farms, instead of breathing for the entire world.

We are wired to take care of ourselves and the present.  We have a harder time thinking about the common good and the future.  That’s why we won’t address the climate until it is a catastrophe that affects us and our pocketbooks.  Why should I change if no one else changes.  Why should China and India change if the US won’t.  The Tragedy of the Commons, the masses, the public welfare.


I follow the weather for my recreation and the climate for my work as a hydrologist.  I see it, I feel it, I study it, I live it, every day, for 40 years, since it all started really changing in 1980s.  It is the event of my career and it is the issue of our generation.  Weather and Climate have both changed in my lifetime, anecdotally, measurably and dramatically and it causes me pain. If you don't think the climate is changing, you need to get out more.

All weather is local, personal.  My weather.  Weather is what happened today, to me, in my back yard.  I take it personally.   If you don't like the weather, move ten miles or wait ten minutes.  Climate is global, it is what happens state wide, nationwide, world wide, over the past 30 years, and the next 30.  One bad-ass storm does not give you climate change but climate change will give you at least one bad-ass storm.  We have to start thinking globally, naturally, exponentially, imaginatively and empathetically.  We have to stop burning stuff, growing rice and cotton in the desert and eating so much meat, ignoring the future for the present. 

 This winter thing is hard and it is getting weird.  My body is worn out from climbing up stuff and skiing down it, jumping off stuff and falling down.  It is tired of shoveling snow and getting in cold cars.  I am tired of the long dark nights and the grey days that are becoming de-rigor.  Perched at the north end of the Colorado Plateau we used to have a high dessert climate with snow or sun but now it seems that the cloudy, grey continental climate of Wyoming and Montana has taken over here and we are in that pissy rain/snow in between flow again. Mostly it is too many people.  We are a migrating race and we move someplace new and wear it out and then move again, until we run out of places to move and ruin. As Jimmy Buffet said before he knew, " I want to go where its warm."


Sunday, May 24, 2020

Think Locally and Act Globally - Weather and Climate

THINK LOCALLY  

We all have our own weather fascinations, predictions and interpretations of our local western weather.  Weather is local, individual, personal.  Climate is global, it is all connected, something we share.  If whiskey is for drinking and water is for fighting then weather is for talking.  I was babbling urbanely with an old, quiet rural rancher one day on a field trip and eventually asked him if it was going to rain that day.  He looked at me quizzically and then at the clouds and sky for a moment, paused for an eternity and eventually said gruffly, "somewhere".  "Only fools and newcomers try to predict the weather, which one are you?"

Lincoln Highway, Snyderville Meadow, Back of the Wasatch Front, 1940, WPA
Regionally, Colorado, Utah and Nevada are at the north end of the Colorado Plateau and when it is not snowing we get cool sunny days.  Utah tends to get light and fluffy desert powder that is 5-10% water, sometimes on a great day - 3% snow, that is 97% air.  This is a high desert but we still get a lot of winter.  Utah has the Great Salt Lake affect, Colorado is much higher so it gets more wind and more precipitation and Nevada is in the dry Basin Range complex in the shadow of the Sierra.  Its all different, its all good.

North are Idaho, Montana and Wyoming that are more of a closed continental climate, far from the coast, with cloudy days and super cold temperatures and snow.  South are Arizona and New Mexico that can be low and hot or high and cooler but are mostly desert-sunny with great light.  To the west are the damp coastal climates of Washington and Oregon, the Cascade mountain concrete 15-25% density snows and the dry eastern rain shadow.  California has all climates, from the desert coastal beaches of LA to the Mojave Diamond desert, from the cool and clammy north coast wine country to the dry east slope of the Sierra and finally from the fertile breadbasket of the Central Valley to the Sierra Nevada massif, warm and wet with 10-20% Sierra cement snow.    If you don't like the weather, wait ten minutes or move 10 miles.


My older Colorado brother recently won a weather bet with me about April being Denver's second biggest snow month in Colorado but in Salt Lake City, April is Salt Lake City's biggest precipitation month but only its fifth biggest snow month.  Maybe since SLC is 1000 feet lower than Denver and is typically that much warmer (3.5 degrees per 1000 feet normal adiabatic rate) we see more rain in SLC.  

In Park City we now see rain in every month, sometimes up to 10,000 feet in January. It is anecdotal and it is analytical.  High temperatures often flirt with records but our low temperatures barely reach average levels and almost never brush with the record low.  Correlation does not guarantee causation but even a blind man knows when the sun is shining.


Park City proper is usually 5-10 degrees colder than SLC and the Snyderville sink is usually 5-10 degrees colder than PC.   Since PC is 3000 and 2000 feet higher than SLC and Denver respectively and is the backside of the Wasatch Front in the snow shadow of Alta-Bird, our local weather is obviously all about elevation and atmosphere. You don't need a weatherman to see which way the wind blows.


Denver can tap into that Gulf of Mexico warmth and moisture flowing from the east while SLC only gets it from the west coast, from Alaska on the Siberian express and Hawaii on the Pineapple express. Frontal storm energy comes across the Nevada desert, then gets supercharged by the warm Great Salt Lake affect that flows directly to the SE on the storm winds, to the uplifted Cottonwood canyons, like natures own snow-making machine.  Denver gets 60 inches while Salt Lake gets 50 inches of snow a year, Alta  - 10 miles away gets 600, PC mountain gets 400 and we get 200 inches at my house.  Location, location, location.



ACT GLOBALLY 



The global climate creates my local weather.  Go figure, it's weather, its climate, its changing faster than ever, and it is our fault.  I follow the weather closely for my recreation and the climate for my work as a hydrologist.  I see it, I feel it, I study it, I live it, every day, for 40 years, since it all started really changing in 1980's.  It is the event of my career and it is the issue of our generation.  If you don't think the climate is changing, you need to get out more.

Weather and Climate have both changed in my lifetime, measurably and dramatically and it causes me pain.  What is normal anymore, what is average?   What can we do to stabilize our climate again?  We are getting more extreme events, more heat and less precipitation in the west that evaporates quicker and therefore we require more water to survive and thrive. Less supply, more demand, something has to give.  A compounding effect that feeds on itself, with inflection points when things get bad. 

Winter is 2-3 weeks shorter and not as sweet anymore.  We still get 1-2 feet storms but seldom see those 3-4 foot storms anymore.  It rains during every month now (up to 10000 feet and that is new over the last 5-10 years).  At least in years to come when the west is 120 degrees, Park City will be a bearable 99 with no skiing and a lot of brown but our homes will be worth millions because it will be livable, compared to the rest of the country.


We can ignore climate change for a few more years, like we ignored this inconvenient virus for months.  We can kick the can down the road for the next generation to solve, like we do with national debt and other economic, epidemic and environmental issues, and let the kids solve it or suffer.  But is it already too late for an elegant, easy solution? We missed that when Bush stole Florida at the turn of the millennium and we handed the country over to Halliburton for 8 years instead of facing the inconvenient truth with Al Gore. 

It will be the our kids, the poor people and minorities who will suffer most. Old, rich, white guys like me will do just fine and be gone before it gets real bad.  There are more than a million species facing extinction now, and we could possibly be one of them.  Mother earth will be so happy when we are gone, like an empty-nester parent, and she will laugh and smile and heal in a few thousand years.  Unless we adopt an honest macro-economic, comprehensive world viewpoint that doesn’t privatize only gains and socialize only risk and losses. A Triple Bottom Line focus beyond the GDP is needed that considers profit, people and the planet, equally.  It is the issue of our generation, one that we will be remembered for; our gross negligence of what is wrong while ignoring what should be done, and doing nothing.  As young Greta says….’Shame on you”. 


So we have to try, individually and collectively.  Unfortunately, the ‘Tragedy of the Commons' will kick in and we won’t change or sacrifice unless everyone else does.  Or the USA won't change unless China and India do.  Mostly we have to have good leaders and selfless alliances that will coordinate all our global efforts and make the tough decisions and changes that need to be made.  Just like we should do with Corna 19.  Our unwritten Social Contract with each other has to kick in when we think of doing things for the common good and not just for ourselves.  This virus and climate crisis has reminded us that Mother Nature gets the final at bat, she carries a big stick, and she is pissed.

It is always raining somewhere but with enough intestinal fortitude, we don't all have to get wet.   We have to stop burning stuff, like oil, coal and the Amazon.  We have to change our agriculture, stop growing rice and cotton in the desert or alfalfa at 8000 feet for cows.  We have to cure our consumption addictions, as well as our bad transportation, heating and energy habits.  We have to take care of the earth, the oceans and the atmosphere.  It is a big 'ask' but I think that with proper leadership and political backbone, this great country can still figure out this virus and our climate crisis for the world and even make money doing it, because that is the American way.  It is not to late.  I'm no fool or newcomer but I still think we can change the world by changing the weather and climate.  


Thursday, May 21, 2020

Skiing Football Weekends



I’m resting today.  I don’t do Weekends.  As a retired dowager once said, or maybe it was the Queen of England, ‘ what’s a weekend’.   Skiing is too crazy and crowded on the weekend now and we just can’t bear it.  Our relative perspective remembers how it was, when our Saturday Morning Confusion ski groups singularity was the isolated and empty norm as the tourists typically turned over their vacations on Saturday.  Sunday was a Church day for most of the local brethren and the resorts were empty, until noon at least.

We had a nice sunny powder day on the old Park West Mountain Friday with the old boys and it was classic. Except there were more people talking on phones than smoking joints waiting for the first lift to open. And it’s almost legal now Smoking pot that is.   Times have changed.   Talking on the phone used to be frowned upon too, as an intrusion on the ‘be in the moment’ ski vibe but it is almost cool now, as long as they keep it short and out of my face.  Don’t harsh my mellow, dude. 

But the resorts are off limit on Saturdays now, so today I read and write, do laundry, thaw out the hot tub again, and then go swimming or play pickle ball, work a little and watch some Football. The football thing is weird.  Last week’s billion dollar pro playoff games were decided on a bad no-call in OT and a targeting of the QB’s head early in the game. It’s all about the Quarterback and the Referees.  It all comes down to injuries and intimidation, penalties and turnovers, commercials and time outs. 

In between standing around a lot they do incredible violent and athletic things that eventually don’t count for much. I like to think that every play counted, like every move is a fake or a setup for the next, but its really just random.  Perhaps it is controlled by higher powers-that-be who refuse to let the billion dollar results depend on some highly athletic college dropouts.  These players are our gladiators, playing in the forum for our entertainment.  In ten years they will all be poor and drooling out of both sides of their mouths. Yet still we watch.  We can’t look away.


The Super Bowl was fun, with the reigning league darling and MVP having a bad game (playing nervous, afraid, hurt or concussed) but eventually winning the game and the MVP with class and courage.  We forget that the fear of getting hurt or the anxiety of high expectations can be an issue in these big games but so is experience and courage.  

The commercials were OK, with the best being about the Wicked Smart car that parks itself, but the halftime gyno show was a little much and confusing in the age of #metoo woman equality and respect.  The best part was watching the game with old friends and yelling at the TV together, eating and drinking and just being merry Americans.  Monday was just around the corner and we could not wait for our return to off-peak skiing normalcy.


Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Evalation


  

She pauses for me at the bottom of the beach stairs, sitting patiently, waiting for me to come and throw the Frisbee with her.  We start slow as the morning fog burns off, tossing it lazily in the deep sand, getting our sea legs.  She chases it accurately and jumps high at the last minute to intercept it at its apex, styling in the air and glancing for approval and adulation on the way down.  

As we warm up we toss it longer, farther, faster.   The deep sand makes her tired but she does not care.  Almost daily someone walks by and says something like, "that dog has skills."  Indeed.

Then we move towards the water, dipping our toes at first in the shore break and then going deeper into the surf until we are diving into the waves for the catch and the landing, until we are completely submerged and acclimated to the cold water.  Now it is easy to dive into the surf and swim out to the breakers, catching incrementally larger waves from the various starting zones, until we are up to our necks and facing a wall of water every 11 seconds.  I might put on a wet-suit or grab a boogie board for extended action, but not necessarily, that stuff sometimes gets in the way.

She is always effortlessly ready, always prepared, always perfectly naturally equipped for she is a little, one-year-old cattle dog named Eva, in the prime of her physicality and peak of her short life.  Thirty one pounds of Frisbee catching machine.  She is a mountain snow-dog but has discovered the beach and after two week she owns it.  Besides Frisbee she will sniff every passing dog - assessing asses and attitude for fighting or frolic, greet every passerby with a wet nose to the calf, chase the birds – always unsuccessfully , dig holes – always aimlessly, walk on your blanket and shake near you while you nap. 

She wakes me each day at first light, to feed her and let her out, but what she really wants is to go to the beach.   She waits while I go thru my morning routine but if I hesitate or take too long, she is insistent.  If I leave her to go do some other human activity maintenance chore, she is mortified and will sulk the day away until we can play. 

This is her life now, in the little no-name surf town on the Central Coast of California that she has adopted as her own. Before and after I go golfing, ride bikes or motorcycles, go wine tasting or out for food and entertainment, she takes me for a walk.  Supposedly non-self-aware she does know that the world revolves around her.  I am just a tool, a necessary appendage with an opposeable thumb with a perfect 5 high 100 foot long Frisbee throw that she thrives on.  There are no bad catches, only bad throws. 

Monday, March 30, 2020

Warning, senseless, baseless political rant and rave





It is a time of opposites; capitalists become socialists, extroverts become introverts, morning people become night owls, closed people become open.  We are already reinventing who we are.

Its weird that our Fox president still thinks it’s a hoax, Chinese and all about him.  Over by Easter.  I’m not saying the virus is his fault but he did nothing to identify, prepare or prevent for this inevitability until forced to, (by the media?).  It is the predictable (The Fifth Risk, Michael Lewis - 2018) price we are paying for his systematic deconstruction of our government by removing necessary regulations and protections of the common good and everything else Obama.  

It’s what happens when he won’t read or understand the daily intelligence briefings that identified this crisis in January.  It is what you get for putting unqualified cronies, or hostile lobbyist for the other side, in charge of things they hate or know nothing about, or for abolishing necessary agencies altogether, like the Pandemic Office, and taking no responsibility for it.  As Forest Gump said, “Stupid is as stupid does”.  We are finally getting the punch line of the joke we call Trump. 

 Meanwhile the rest of us in the real world are concerned for our health, lives and livelihood.  So I guess he is going to bail out all his hotels and the airlines with his Trillion Dollar Slush Fund and send us all $1200 so we don’t blame this on him and he can get re-elected.  Sending us checks for our money that he will sign, to buy his second term.  Genius.  It’s enough money to line up dollars to the moon and back 5 times.  Just put it on the credit card.   Let the kids pay for it.

All these mega companies are too big to fail so we bail them out, there is no reality or loss or downside for them.  Its like Millennial Little League, everyone gets a trophy.  These companies weren’t sharing their extreme profits with us these past years so why should we cover their bottom.  There is no bottom for these companies, no risk, no accountability or responsibility for these fat cats who spent the last 10 years buying back their own stock and bolstering their multi million dollar pensions.   



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Or how about the Banks and Financial institutions that borrow money from the Fed (us) for zero percent interest and loan it back to us for 4% and maintain their granite, oak and brass edifices, huge salaries and lavish offices,.  Meanwhile We The People, who are mostly one missed paycheck from bankruptcy, need this money to buy critical stuff, like food and health care.  We can’t borrow it or print it for free but we are the consumers that drive 70% of this economy.  Give it to us, it will trickle up. 

This economic shutdown is going to cost us more than Bernie’s and Liz’s proposed programs and double the debt before we are done.  But all these anti-government people and independent states and companies are hitting up the fed to come to their aid!  Again.  You can’t have it both ways.  But WTF, we can just let the kids fix it along with the Climate, Entitlements and Tax breaks for millionaires. 

People are now outraged that rich people and athletes are getting the tests first, like it is a surprise that rich people have health insurance and what we have is good enough.  Welcome to America where we capitalize and privatize personal profits and socialize risk, costs and losses.  

It’s a perfect parallel to the climate crisis where they ignore the scientists and the experts for their own gain, and we pay the price with our lives.  Where pollution is free, and companies can make money at your puerile.  It's like they take a dump on your front lawn on their way to the bank every day, laughing.