‘Hey John’, I shouted to the first guy in the gondola line, on the last day of the year, at Canyons Ski Resort, ‘how many days did you ski this year’. ‘All of them’, he said. Now that is a ski bum. A skiing curmudgeon with squinty blue eyes, perma-tan and a wild haircut with a grey beard extending down to his chest, 68 year old John Haney is 155 pounds of pure modern mountain man. With almost 40 years of skiing on the Wasatch back, he is the definition of a local and the quintessential ski bum.
Born in Nebraska in 1945, John served in the Army and moved west after college in the early 70s. He lived in the classic early Park City institutions like the Palace Flophouse, Last Resort and Alpine Prospector and started work at Mileti’s restaurant as a dishwasher. There were stints as a surveyor at Jack Johnsons and Alliance Engineering and part time work at the Racket Club but he never let the job get in the way of his passion. He kept his recreational priorities, never missing a powder day, a sunny day, a cloudy day or even a rainy day.
Operating out of his small house in Swede alley, insulated with bike parts and old skis, John has perfected his trade. Up before dawn and on the first bus out of old town, he arrives at Canyons sometimes an hour before the lifts start. Although he does ski PCMR and Deer Valley and the Cottonwoods occasionally, Canyons is his home. Dressed in an old Deer Valley ski coat and pants, allegedly waterproofed with bacon grease, he positions himself at the front of the Gondola line. Every day.
On a typical day John will ski the corduroy at the resort in the morning and slip out the back door gate in the afternoon to farm some slack-country slope for 10 - 15 laps, cutting an up-track too steep for any mere mortal to follow. No ‘Texas Traversing’ for this buckaroo. On a powder day he will start on the old Park West mountain, getting first tracks down Stampede and Geronimo Bowl (he doesn’t use the new names). He then works his way over to the new mountain for the opening of 9990 and Dutch Draw, outlasting skiers ¼ his age before heading home on the last bus. Skiing on a pair of 20 year old K2’s, Haney links turns effortlessly, spooning economically in the backcountry and keeping to the sides in the resorts. He can often be seen skiing under the chair-lift on a weekday powder day, shouting to his yuppie friends on the chair, ‘ get a job you trust funders.’
Haney proudly eats raw sweet potatoes on the chair lift for lunch, because ‘they are gouging us lately on the price of carrots’. When I asked for a sample bite one day he told me, with a mischievous grin, to ‘get my own’. Frugal but generous, he once lent a needy neighbor boy a hand-built aluminum Trek road bike with Campagnola components for a fun ride across Iowa. While the local bike shops were asking 500 – 1000 dollars for the monthly rental, John asked for only 25 dollars and a tee shirt.
John rides his bike everywhere; for economy, efficiency, exercise and for the sheer fun of it. Legend has it that he rode his bike down to Salt Lake one day, completed the Snowbird Hill Climb race in less than an hour, and hitched a ride home. He routinely participates and wins the World Senior Games – Bike Stage Races and Track Events in Cedar City. Several years ago, when he turned 60, he entered the National Road Bike Championship race being held in Deer Valley. He won his age group easily lapping many riders in the field. He rode a mountain bike and a snowboard once or twice but likes to stick to what he knows best, the soft and the smooth.
Haney occasionally wages his personal crusade against rampaging snowboarders, unleashed dogs on Main Street and Slurry Seal road repairs, all of which have sent him flying at one time or another. Otherwise he is OK with the ‘inevitable’ changes he has seen in Park City but laments the traffic and the ‘eventual grid lock from Old Town to the freeway’. He thinks the free bus system is the best thing about modern Park City as well as the library and the new hospital at Quinn’s junction. He recently had his hip replaced and knee rebuilt by an old ski bum’s best friend, Medicare. He wonders if the eventual ‘Aspenization’ of Park City will leave us with a touristy ghost town of rich people, Olympians and servants. In spite of everything, he plans on staying in Park City in perpetuity. ‘Where else would I go’, he wonders.
Sometimes community leaders do not sit on city councils or in the corner office. As a quite Park City icon, John Haney is an example of the bygone days when skiers would just move here to wash dishes and load chair lifts, all for the privilege of living and playing in our sleepy little town. He serves as a constant reminder to some of us of why we came here, who we tried to be and what makes this town great. Simple, focused, honest and happy.