Thursday, May 16, 2024

IRONY


Isn’t it ironic that; with 60% of the homes in Park City second homes and mostly vacant, we have a housing issue.  That; 10,000 people from PC travel down to SLC to work and 10,000 people from SLC travel up to PC to work each day so we have a traffic issue.  That; with these traffic issues we are planning for 30,000 more units in Summit and Wasatch counties each with no discernable plans for infrastructure improvements or funding or slowing growth.  That’s 100,000 people and 200,000 new vehicle trips a day.  I was aghast that they wanted water for 500,000 people in St George, but they are going to need that up here before they are thru.  That; in the second driest state in the Country where we have the cheapest water and the highest per capita usage.  It’s that Irony thing, sir.  It’s personal, prevalent and ubiquitous.

That; we pay our laborers $8, our teachers $25, our Lawyers $500 and our Real Estate Agents $1000 an hour.  That; 20% of the people control 80% of the wealth in this country.  That; we spend a trillion dollars a year to prevent war and nothing to promote peace.  That; we constitute 5% of the world’s population but account for 25% of consumption, waste and pollution.  That; the moon (and most women) cycle around the earth 13 times a year, almost exactly every 4 weeks, but we still have 12 uneven months.  That; in the greatest age of communication, we are all looking down at our phones and not at each other. I could go on. We all could go on.  It’s a little too ironic.  Don’t you think.

But what does That mean.  Things happen that are silly, random, quizzical, amusing, curious, coincidental, contradictory, accidental, fortuitous, paradoxical, unpredictable and don’t make sense.  What’s up with that.  But we have a hand in it at times and some control.  Does that mean we like it that way or are predisposed for that kind of order?  We all love an ironic twist in a story or a song lyric, a chord that does not fit directly with the others, the white negative space on a painted canvas, or the intentional flaw on a woven Navajo blanket.  It upsets our expectations for order, rhythm, consistency and predictability. Is irony human nature, to zig when they zag, to not give them what they want. To question consistency, ceremony and authority?  Or is it evolutionary, for us to reject the status quo and the numbers and swim against the currents of society’s slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.  Is it free market-based economics of supply and demand or some derivative of a natural function solved for zero to maximize and minimize. 

It’s That Irony thing, sir.  It’s personal, prevalent and ubiquitous.  We either look at it and say, ‘Huh’, or’ that’s the way it is’, and we take some responsibility for it in our own human nature, science, sociology, mathematics or karma and try to explain it.  Like most things it all goes to motive.  So ask yourself ‘why are things like that and who does it benefit, fairly or unfairly’.  If it does not benefit all, or at least most, it should be questioned, justified, changed or repaired. 

Living wages should be paid for all employees or affordable housing for workers should be provided by major employers (or perhaps with caretaker unit ncentive in empty homes) and more residents here should be encouraged to work at home.  Maybe we should cut our own lawns, paint our own houses and clean our own bathrooms.  Development should pay its own way, including infrastructure, resources and services.  No jumping on the band wagon of infrastructure that already exists.  Zoning should be often downgraded and never upgraded.  Build what you bought.  Water should be priced for its worth so it will be used more wisely.  Conservation should be encouraged on all fronts. 

People should be paid for the value they add to society, the risks they take and the difficulty of their education, not randomly in a race to the bottom or a slice off the top.  There should be a department of Peace to focus on and foster the relationships we need to get along with everyone consciously and conspicuously.   There should be taxes on consumption and waste and not on income and wealth.  We should develop global funding for global climate solutions.  The calendar should be repaired to coincide with our celestial and human rhythms.   Believe none of what you read and half of what you see.  Lastly; blow up your TV, throw away your iPhone, try to find Jesus, on your own. 

There that was easy, if I were king, but I’m not.  I can only encourage people to recognize the irony in their lives and the world and take a moment to address it and if necessary, change it.  If not, let the mystery be and take it as itcom comes.  Revel in it.  Embrace it.  Enjoy it.  Explain it.  Own it.  Live with it.

 

Matthew Lindon

Waterandwhatever.blogspot.com

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